43 offbeat insults with a twist

43 extraordinary insults with a twist and a touch of humor)

01. Any similarity between you and a person is purely coincidental!

02. Are you always that stupid, or is today a special occasion?

03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

04. I would like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?

05. There is at least one positive thing in your body. It's not as scary as your face!

06. The brain is not everything. And in your case, he is nothing!

07. Careful, don't let your brain get into your head!

08. I like you. They say I have a disgusting taste, but I love you.

09. Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!

11. Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!

12. Do not be offended, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something clever!

14. Do you still love nature despite what she has done to you?

15. I don’t think so, maybe you have a brain sprain!

16. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they hesitate there.

17. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.

18. His mind is like a steel trap that always slams when trying to find the answer!

19. You are a man of the earth, it’s bad that it’s not the best part of it.

20. He wondered - this is something new.

21. When it finally gets dark, you will surely look your best!

22. You're just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!

23. In the book "Who's Who" you should be looked for as What is It?

24. You are living proof that a person can live without brains!

25. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.

26. You're just a template for building an idiot.

27. Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?

29. Don't try to find anything in your head, it's empty.

30. I think you would not want to feel the way you look!

31. Hi! I am human! What do you?

32. I cannot speak to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.

34. I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you weren't there, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.

36. I can kick the monkey out of you, but it will be very expensive for you!

37. I can’t remember your name and please don’t help me with this!

38. I don't even like the people you are trying to copy.

39. I know you were born stupid, but why do you have a relapse?

40. I know you made yourself. It's good that you admit your guilt!

41. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!

42. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!

43. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical for you.